If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
I was trying to decide between a blue or a green popcicle and suddenly I realized. It’s 1:30 in the morning……………..and I’m a goddamn adult.
I can have them both~
you just completely described my life in a single text post.
when your reading a fanfic and your otp are about to do the frick frack and your sitting at your computer like